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Shutting Down But Not Shut Down

(My boyfriend and I are long distance. Every night before bed, I either call him on the phone or video chat with him. This night, since I am up late doing school work, we haven’t had a chance to talk...

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I Love You More Than Pi

(My long distance boyfriend and I are texting each other. He sent me flowers for Valentine’s Day.) Me: “My flowers are beautiful! Me: *fixing error* “ Boyfriend: “I Me: “I don’t know if I

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You Can Serve Only One Pokémon Master

(I’m having an online video chat with my long-distance boyfriend. It is a few days before Lent. I’ve been obsessed with Pokémon since I was little, something my boyfriend dislikes because he thinks it...

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A Watertight Sleeping Arrangement

(I have moved in with my fiancé after a long distance relationship. On top of everything else being drastically different from what I know, he has a water bed instead of a regular one. It is sometimes...

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Dating Amy Farrah-Fowler

(My girlfriend and I are getting intimate after a year in separate countries. We get intimate just before parting.) Me: “It feels so good again. This is exactly how I remember it the first time before...

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He Better Not Get An iPhone

(My fiancé and I are currently in a long-distance relationship while I finish my last year of undergrad. Tomorrow is my birthday, and I won’t see him this year on it, because he is coming down the next...

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Take Me Gout

(My boyfriend has been working in NYC for a couple weeks and we haven’t gotten to see each other.) Me: “I miss gout.” Boyfriend: “I miss gout, too!” Me: “AUTOCORRECT!” Boyfriend: “You mean you don’t...

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January Themed Giveaway: Long Distance Relationships

Want to win A Not Always Romantic t-shirt?Enter January’s Themed Story Giveaway: Long Distance Relationships! Entering is as easy as 1-2-3: Submit a funny or interesting story about long distance...

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Words Speak Louder Than Actions

(My boyfriend and I are were in a long-distance relationship for three and a half years, but he has finally graduated and moved back home. We’re not usually particularly talkative about feelings, so...

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Reminder: Long Distance Relationships Themed Giveaway

Want to win A Not Always Romantic t-shirt?Enter January’s Themed Story Giveaway: Long Distance Relationships! Entering is as easy as 1-2-3: Submit a funny or interesting story about long distance...

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Long Distance Talking In The Twilight Hours

(My long distance boyfriend and I are talking on Skype. He asks me if I would break up with him if he turned into a Zombie. Then he brings up other questions…) Boyfriend: “Would you break up with me if...

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Couldn’t Resist The Popportunity

(I’m currently in a long distance relationship so we use skype often to talk. We start a chat after I grab a ring pop.) Boyfriend: “A ring pop?” Me: “Yup!” *starts sucking on it* Boyfriend: “Oh, keep...

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The Montagues And Cat-ulets

(I’m instant messaging my long distance boyfriend.) Me: “I want to see you.” Boyfriend: “Right now?” Me: “Yeah. Can you get on Skype?” Boyfriend: “Yes, but you won’t like what you see. Sorry.” Me:...

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Love, And Other Drugs, Part 2

(My husband is deployed in Afghanistan. My appendix has ruptured, so I have been given powerful painkillers in the Emergency Room. My husband calls, and an ER tech who is sitting near my bed to monitor...

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Themed Giveaway Roundup: Long Distance!

Themed Giveaway Roundup: Long Distance! Although our January Themed Giveaway on Long Distance is still ongoing, here are some fantastic submissions we’ve already received. Thanks to everyone who has...

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A Love Built On Understanding, Communication, And Schadenfreude

(My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship, and are both surfing the internet over Skype.) Boyfriend: *laughs* Me: “What is it? You did your ‘Someone got hurt and I think it’s funny’...

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Ain’t Grammar Grand

(My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I am a ‘Grammar Nazi’. The conversation thus far has been very silly.) Boyfriend: “You are adorable.” Me: “Amen’t!” *short pause* Me: “I just...

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She’s A Hug Half-Dead Kind Of Girl

(My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. We met online and I have just booked my flight to Canada to see him. We’re texting.) Boyfriend: “Oh, babe, I can’t wait to see you. I just wanna...

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Love You Until My Last Breath

(I am on phone with my long-distance boyfriend. As my laptop is out for repair, I am so bored that I keep calling him the whole day. This leads to him telling me to stop suffocating him. After a while,...

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A Bovine Valentine

(Our relationship is long distance and my boyfriend is on webcam at his friend’s house. It’s Valentine’s Day and he’s been calling me a cow, and I’ve been calling him a yak all night, but others are...

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